what in the longdark spitting-pit is that

[inourhead]

This was a bad idea this was a bad idea this was a bad idea.

Holly runs as fast as she can but the demon's faster. She has no idea where Lightning's gotten to; maybe he found a tree to climb. She on the other hand has been diverted into a treeless hill and she's careening down a slope, trying very hard not to trip.

And the demon's gaining on her.

She's never seen anything like it and neither has Crystal; maybe Book knows what it is but Book's asleep. It's mostly mouth - it looks like a cross between a floorlength mirror of a mouth and a snake to propel the mouth along.

And Holly's not fast enough.

The mouth catches her.





But it doesn't hurt.

Where are we?

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with Minus (kappa)

with Mark (kappa)

with Max (Benedict)

in Terraria (kappa)

with Emma (Marri)

with Erin (Rockeye)

Comments

[inourhead]

Okay. So the axe can cube-ify trees. And so can she, although then she has to re-cubeify the wood if she wants it to be cubed again.

Holly goes around cubing trees until she thinks she has enough to make a couple of houses, because while two people might live in one, three would mean rooming with Mr. Mangled Soul Jeff, and that is not happening.

[aestrix]

Mr. Mangled Soul Jeff has nothing to add to this. He does wander around, aimlessly. He runs into a tree.

[inourhead]

Holly is so tempted to turn him into cubes. Crystal won't let her.

Holly assembles the cubes into structures.

[aestrix]

Goodness! Structures! Made out of cubes!

"In order for a room to be considered a home, it needs to have a door, chair, table, and a light source," says Mr. Mangled Soul Jeff.

[inourhead]

"How do I make those?"

[aestrix]

"Once you have a wooden sword, you might try to gather some gel from the slimes. Combine wood and gel to make a torch!"

[inourhead]

"Slimes?"

[aestrix]

"There are many monsters that roam the land. Most at night, but some, like slimes, are out and about during the day."

[inourhead]

"Is the only way to kill slimes with a wooden sword?"

[aestrix]

"There are lots of different kinds of weapons. A wooden sword is often considered the most basic."

[inourhead]

"Can I kill a slime with my axe or will that just turn it into slime cubes?"

[aestrix]

"There are lots of different kinds of weapons," says Jeff.

[inourhead]

"You sure are unhelpful."

Holly cubes some more trees. Troportation is faster if she doesn't insist on recovering all the decubed cubes. She clears an area of forest and makes one of those workbenches.

[aestrix]

It is a workbench!

The crafting portion that has neatly set up residence in their head expands. Sort of like the cubes, but more geared towards 'you can make this!' Wooden tools, a door, a chair, a table, fences, a sign, a fishing pole, platforms. All very tidy.

[inourhead]

She's so glad she doesn't have to actually use the axe every time she wants to cube a tree. She cubes some more trees. She makes household objects and outfits the houses. She makes a wooden sword. She fences in a bunny pen and starts catching bunnies.

[aestrix]

The bunnies are the most docile bunnies of all time. Also, fluffy. They are fluffy, too.

[inourhead]

Crystal will let Holly try cubing a bunny.

[aestrix]

Holly then has one bunny cube. It's fluffy, cube shaped, and has little tiny ears. It is still alive, as far as one can tell.

The cube may be placed. Maybe it'll put the bunny down unharmed? It'd be a good way to transport bunnies.

[inourhead]

Holly places the bunny cube in the bunny pen.

[aestrix]

That is not a bunny. Or, it is not a bunny anymore.

It's horrifying. It's - part of it is inside out, it's like a bunny was forced into being cube-shaped, its ribs are showing and it's still breathing and making a pathetic little sad sound and shuddering. It's still alive. There's a leg, sticking out from what looks like the bunny's head, it spasms uselessly. Another sad sound, an unnatural twitch, fluffy bunny ears that should not be there -

[inourhead]

Yeep. Axe time. If that doesn't cube it again they can have this one for dinner.

[aestrix]

It does not cube it again. Instead, it kills it. The bunny-cube explodes into various chunks of twisted and broken and stretched bunny.

[inourhead]

Well, that's... going to be sort of challenging to have for dinner. And it has yucked the interior of the bunny pen, and their outfit. Blech.

[aestrix]

Well, such are the dangers of experimenting on live animals with foreign magic and then taking an axe to them when it turned them into a twisted mockery of a bunny whose every waking second was agony. A yucked outfit.

[inourhead]

Anyway. Holly collects the meatier bunny chunks, and goes looking for a slime, because apparently those are useful for starting fires, unless she very much misunderstands. She has her wooden sword handy in case she actually needs it.