She would find, on inspection, that the latches are easily undone- but that they are two stories up.
"Hey, now! What are you doing?"
He stays in front of the door- he can't imagine she'd risk the jump, so he sits down on the floor. Gotta block the exit, but be all... nonthreatening, and stu- oh, for the love of- the coffee spill, he forget the coffee spill, now his pants are... approximately the same shade of beige, actually, but wet.
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"Hey, now! What are you doing?"
He stays in front of the door- he can't imagine she'd risk the jump, so he sits down on the floor. Gotta block the exit, but be all... nonthreatening, and stu- oh, for the love of- the coffee spill, he forget the coffee spill, now his pants are... approximately the same shade of beige, actually, but wet.